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42,37,13: The holy numbers of Zark!

"Remember the butterfly: fly like an eagle!"

"Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwitch is better than nothing. Therfore a ham sandwitch is better than eternal happiness."

"NOTE: The is not a visible character." - Microsoft Knowledge Base

"Age is not important unless you're a cheese. " -- Helen Hayes

"Once is happenstance.
Twice is coincidence.
Thrice is conspiracy. "

"What do you call someone who only speaks one language? American"

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"The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling of what reality ought to be." -Richard Feynman

"I can only show you Linux, you're the one who has to read the man-pages"

"0x2b or not 0x2b, the answer is -1"

"Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management." -- Will Rogers

"We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex... but Congress can." -- Cullen Hightower

Have you ever wondered, "Why there is only one monopolies commission?"

"The only difference between a cult and a religion is that a cult is a religion with a small enough membership that it is still politically safe to give it the ridicule that all religions richly deserve." - DunbarTheInept, a /. user

PROFESSOR, n:
(1) A person whose job is to tell students how to solve the problems of life he avoided by becoming a professor.
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